Humor - One and Two make Three??

A foolish boy once returned home after completing his primary education. He was sitting at the dining table with his illiterate parents. He saw two roasted chickens in a plate in front of him. He thought of a clever plan to display his learning.

"How many chickens are these?" said he to the mother. "Two my darling", said she to her talkative boy. "No mother", said he "I can prove them to be three". "Now look here", said the boy, as he pointed at the first chicken, "This is one". "Yes that's quite true boy", said she. Then he pointed at the second chicken and said, "This is two". "Yes there is no doubt about it", remarked his mother. "And even a fool knows well that one and two make three", said he, with smile on his face.

His father didn't like this joke. He decided to teach him a lesson there and then. So he said to him, "I shall have one, and your mother the other. As for yourself, you can have the third".

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Bagi anda yang sedang mencari cerita humor pendek bahasa Inggris, kisah di atas tadi semoga bisa membantu anda. Semoga bermanfaat.

Sumber : Buku Stories for You by Mustolah Maufur, M.A.